We were recently contacted by Oscar Mayer, asking us if we'd like to try out their new product, Super Thick Cut Applewood Smoked Bacon. Because we are no fools, we said, "yes please!" You may have seen this new bacon…
MarianneJanuary 20, 2010
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MarianneJuly 24, 2008
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MarianneApril 8, 2008
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MarianneSeptember 30, 2008
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MarianneAugust 19, 2008
Wishing all you bacon lovers out there a very Happy Halloween! Here's a fantastic bacon Halloween outfit from Paul and Helen - thanks for sharing! Looks like a match made in heaven... We would also like to take this opportunity…
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