This is Jim Gaffigan, and by far the best rambling monologue ever delivered on the subject of bacon.
MarianneApril 14, 2008
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MarianneDecember 21, 2009
Just a quick note to tell you that TEAM BACON (aka Naseem and I) are running a 5K for the Cancer Center of Santa Barbara this weekend. It's our first "race" but certainly won't be our last. We'll be out…
MarianneOctober 12, 2010
Wow. I'm overwhelmed by my love of the website I'm about to share with you. The Bacon page of the Uncyclopedia is far and away the best time suck I've experienced this month. Maybe this year. Possibly this century. Beyond…
MarianneApril 8, 2008
By now you've all seen Foodproof's Bacon and Cheese Roll. This thing is a modern marvel and fully deserves the wild acclaim it has received. I mean, seriously, that was brilliant. But, as with all great ideas, this one has…
MarianneJanuary 22, 2009
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