Internet, I love you. You let people do and say whatever they want, and you don't judge them for it. If people want to shout their political views, you give them a soapbox to stand on. If they want to…
MarianneJune 25, 2008
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Marianne couldn't post today...she's going to spend all day voting. Or at least that's what she WANTS to do. She'll probably spend the entire day and night watching election coverage, so I offered to fill in for her. On this…
BrutusNovember 4, 2008
Wow. I'm overwhelmed by my love of the website I'm about to share with you. The Bacon page of the Uncyclopedia is far and away the best time suck I've experienced this month. Maybe this year. Possibly this century. Beyond…
MarianneApril 8, 2008
Somebody please call my roommates, because they won't listen to me. I've been trying to convince them that pigs ears (like horse hooves and other disposable animal parts) are a perfectly natural thing to give to your dog. Seriously, if…
BrutusApril 24, 2008
I'm sure many of you were aware that there was a vote taking place to determine once and for all which breakfast meat is truly king: bacon or sausage. Over at Super Action Vote, people were submitting videos and voting…
MarianneAugust 25, 2009
Cheerio! Royal Bacon Society is back from our European Vacation! (Naseem, by the by, has never seen European Vacation and never laughed once when I said, "Look Naseem, Big Ben. Parliament." I started feeling kind of stupid after the 10th…
MarianneJune 22, 2009
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