See this crazy kid? See how he's dancing for the sheer love of bacon? That song he's jamming to is written by one of the Society's favorite rock stars and product reviewers, Parry Gripp. You may know Parry as a…
MarianneJune 13, 2008
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MarianneJune 26, 2008
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Now that I'm coming out of my sugar coma, I can tell you all about our delightful, delicious fundraiser, Sweet Sunday! Royal Bacon Society sponsored this event to benefit Genesis West, our favorite cutting edge, contemporary theater company here in…
MarianneSeptember 21, 2010
Wow. I'm overwhelmed by my love of the website I'm about to share with you. The Bacon page of the Uncyclopedia is far and away the best time suck I've experienced this month. Maybe this year. Possibly this century. Beyond…
MarianneApril 8, 2008
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