It's kind of long, but you'll feel great knowing that no matter how much pizza/fast food/alcohol you consumed, it could have been worse.
MarianneMarch 17, 2008
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Blogging Since 2008
The Internet's Favorite Bacon Blog
Lest ye think that my devotion to this blog is insincere, I'll tell you about my waking thoughts today: Bacon Jell-O. That's what I was dreaming about when I woke up, and I thought, "Yes! Perfect! I'm sure I can…
MarianneSeptember 11, 2008
It turns out that bacon grease is often the center of bets, dares or penalties, generally propagated by individuals between the ages of 16 and 24. If you go to YouTube and enter "bacon grease" you'll come up with a…
MarianneSeptember 10, 2008
It seems nearly unfathomable that it has taken me this long to get to it. I saw it months ago. I noticed it on a menu in Vegas. I've been simultaneously intrigued and repulsed since it first came to my…
MarianneMarch 25, 2008
We were recently contacted by Oscar Mayer, asking us if we'd like to try out their new product, Super Thick Cut Applewood Smoked Bacon. Because we are no fools, we said, "yes please!" You may have seen this new bacon…
MarianneJanuary 20, 2010
My roommates buy a lot of fancy stuff  for me.  Environmentally friendly biodegradable poop bags. (Who cares?) French Vanilla scented shampoo for sensitive skin. (Like I want a bath.) Two dog beds that they for some reason stack on top…
BrutusMarch 27, 2008
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