Snackle Mouth! My name is Marianne, and I'm a snacker. I've been snacking my entire life, and I have no intention to give it up. They're going to throw me out of Snackers Anonymous. But not before I tell you…
MarianneMay 1, 2012
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MarianneNovember 24, 2008
Wow. I'm overwhelmed by my love of the website I'm about to share with you. The Bacon page of the Uncyclopedia is far and away the best time suck I've experienced this month. Maybe this year. Possibly this century. Beyond…
MarianneApril 8, 2008
My roommates buy a lot of fancy stuff  for me.  Environmentally friendly biodegradable poop bags. (Who cares?) French Vanilla scented shampoo for sensitive skin. (Like I want a bath.) Two dog beds that they for some reason stack on top…
BrutusMarch 27, 2008
I have to be honest with you, readers. My roommate, Marianne, can be a little stingy with the treats. Sometimes I go to the office with her to help out, and for all my efforts I get, like, two treats…
BrutusJune 30, 2008
I don't really know how my husband stumbled upon these delicious-looking bacon lollipops, but here they are in all their wavy glory. I've had this type of treat before, like the Man Bait variety. They are typically maple-flavored, because apparently…
MarianneApril 29, 2013
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