I thought that headline sounded more dramatic and exciting with the year thrown on the end, like a breaking news story. Which I suppose this is, because hey! It's an actual bacon watch! As in, a watch made of bacon!…
Could Homer Simpson ask for a more perfect creation? A doughnut...with bacon on top? This creation could have come straight out of Matt Groening's brain. But instead it came out of Portland's now-famous Voodoo Doughnut. I know this probably isn't…
If you're like me, you still haven't purchased holiday cards to send to your friends and family. Or, maybe you're considering using the cards you have leftover from last year...mine feature a bottle of Maker's Mark with a scarf around…
We were recently contacted by Oscar Mayer, asking us if we'd like to try out their new product, Super Thick Cut Applewood Smoked Bacon. Because we are no fools, we said, "yes please!" You may have seen this new bacon…
My husband was so mad that I didn't include Tremors in Kevin Bacon's list of hits. I was all, "I think it can be lumped in with his late-eighties slump." And he's like, "Nuh-uh. Tremors was made in the nineties."…
Wow. I'm overwhelmed by my love of the website I'm about to share with you. The Bacon page of the Uncyclopedia is far and away the best time suck I've experienced this month. Maybe this year. Possibly this century. Beyond…