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    Bacon Flavored Mints net wt. 0.85 oz(24 g)

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  • Threadrock Unisex Baby Don’t Go Bacon My Heart Bodysuit 12M Light Blue

  • Don’t Go Bacon My Heart – I Couldn’t If I Fried Coffee Mug by BeeGeeTees (1-15 oz Mug)

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  • Pig and Bacon Humor T Shirt

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  • You Are The Cheese To My Macaroni – Mailable Wooden Greeting Card for Birthdays, Anniversaries, Weddings, and Special Occasions

    $5.28
  • Slim Jim Bacon Jerky, Maple, 2.75-Ounce

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    Bacon Nation: 125 Irresistible Recipes

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    Charcoal Companion Stainless Bacon Grilling Rack – CC3123

    $17.16
  • Royal Bacon Society Logo Mug

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  • Make Bacon Not War T Shirt Funny Breakfast Pig Farm Political Activist Tee (Grey) L

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  • TIS THE SEASON TO EAT BACON UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER S White Men’s Tee (6.1oz)

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Bacon Haikus and Zombies

I love haiku. It's a poetry form that requires discipline, but only briefly. Like a tiny sudoku or a 24-tile Rubik's cube. Once, during a particularly stressful time at work, my bo ss and I relieved our stress by exchanging…
Marianne
January 7, 2009
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Bacon Bombadier

Have you heard the latest cautionary tale? Apparently, you should never pack a carry-on bag with bacon. It seems that bacon has "a similar molecular density to certain types of explosives." One man learned this the hard way at the…
Marianne
August 19, 2008
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Smells like Bacon

I don't know if you remember the series Pete & Pete from early-90s Nickelodeon. That show was a trip, a bit surreal with lots of jokes that went over the intended audience's heads. I was in my 20s when this…
Marianne
July 23, 2008
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Give it up for Gravy

My roommates buy a lot of fancy stuff  for me.  Environmentally friendly biodegradable poop bags. (Who cares?) French Vanilla scented shampoo for sensitive skin. (Like I want a bath.) Two dog beds that they for some reason stack on top…
Brutus
March 27, 2008
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Snake ‘n’ Bacon

I know this is Brutus' day to post, but he couldn't make it. Something about grandma being in town and boatloads of ham. In his absence, I thought I'd bring you something both animal and bacon related. And what could…
Marianne
May 1, 2008
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Bacon + Kleenex = No problem!

I've always been happy to be a member of my generation. Sure, we're considered slackers and technology addicts, and many of us are terrible at geography and world affairs. But hey, the Internet? Reliable cars? The Pixies? The comforts of…
Marianne
October 29, 2008
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    Charcoal Companion Stainless Bacon Grilling Rack – CC3123

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    Bacon Nation: 125 Irresistible Recipes

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  • California Handcrafted Maple Bacon Soy Candle – Maple Sugar + Bacon + Smoky BBQ

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  • BEER BACON AND BOOBIES Funny T-Shirt 100% Cotton, By DPCTED Apparel, Many sizes and colors available.

    $7.99
  • Pig and Bacon Humor T Shirt

    $19.99
  • Hickory Smoked Bacon Super Scented Soy Candle Tin (6 oz)

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  • Meat Unisex Socks – For Meat & Bacon Lovers

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  • S&M Candle Factory Bacon Candle Large 3 Wick Candle ~ Bacon Lovers!!! ~ 80 Hour Burn Time ~ Made in USA (Bacon)

    $22.99
  • Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Board Game

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  • Middle Davids Candles Bacon Man Candle – 6.5 Ounce

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  • Royal Bacon Society Round Magnet

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  • T-Line Men’s Humor Bacon T-Shirt, Black, Large

    $19.95
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