In 1962, Arnold Barach dared to dream of a bright future, a world filled with ultrasonic dishwashers, electronic teaching machines, and yes, toaster bacon. Of course! It's genius! Pre-cooked bacon sealed in aluminum pouches that can be easily re-heated by…

In case you're looking for the perfect complement to that BLT Ring you just bought, here's the perfect match. The Breakfast of Champions charm bracelet. This cute wrist adornment pairs bacon with all its favorite partners...eggs, toast, milk, and of…

Wow. I'm overwhelmed by my love of the website I'm about to share with you. The Bacon page of the Uncyclopedia is far and away the best time suck I've experienced this month. Maybe this year. Possibly this century. Beyond…